"Grandma, What's in Your Tea?" — A Myth-Busting Chat About CBD and THC

Setting: A sunny Saturday afternoon. Grandma Rose and her grandson Jordan are sipping herbal tea on the porch. A breeze carries the scent of lavender. Jordan notices something unusual on the tea box.
Jordan:
“Uh, Grandma… did you know your tea has CBD in it? Are you getting high right now?!”
Grandma Rose (chuckles):
“Oh sweetie, bless your heart. No, I’m not about to float off this porch. CBD isn’t what you think it is. Let’s clear some things up.”

Myth #1: CBD and THC Are Basically the Same Thing
Jordan:
“But they both come from weed, right? So how different can they be?”
Grandma Rose:
“Well, both do come from cannabis, but they’re like cousins, not twins. THC is the one that gets you high. CBD doesn’t mess with your mind like that. It works with different parts of your body.”
FACT:
THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) binds strongly with CB1 receptors in the brain—causing psychoactive effects. CBD (cannabidiol) barely binds to these and may even reduce THC’s effects.

Myth #2: CBD Can Get You High if You Take Enough
Jordan:
“I heard if you take a lot of CBD, it’ll mess you up.”
Grandma Rose:
“Only if your CBD is tainted or mislabeled. Most pure CBD won’t get you high, no matter how much you take. But always check where it comes from.”
FACT:
Pure CBD is non-intoxicating. However, some products labeled "CBD" may contain trace amounts of THC, especially full-spectrum oils. That’s why third-party lab testing is important.

Myth #3: CBD and THC Are Totally Natural, So They’re Always Safe
Jordan:
“But if they’re from plants, they’ve gotta be safe, right?”
Grandma Rose:
“Well, so is poison ivy, but you won’t see me rubbing it on my skin. Natural doesn’t always mean harmless. CBD and THC can interact with medications or cause side effects.”
FACT:
Both compounds are natural but not universally safe. CBD can affect how your body processes medications, and THC can cause anxiety or paranoia in some users. Always consult a doctor—yes, even for “just a plant.”

Myth #4: THC Is Only for Getting High
Jordan:
“People just use THC to get stoned, right?”
Grandma Rose:
“Not always, dear. Some people use THC to manage pain, nausea, or even PTSD. In low doses, it can be medicine—not just a party drug.”
FACT:
Medical THC has been shown to help with chronic pain, chemotherapy-related nausea, and even appetite stimulation in patients with HIV/AIDS. Recreational and medicinal use can look very different.

Myth #5: CBD Is Just a Placebo
Jordan:
“So… is CBD just another wellness trend?”
Grandma Rose (smiling, points to her teacup):
“Tell that to my arthritis. It’s not a miracle cure, but it helps. Science is still catching up, but it’s not snake oil.”
FACT:
CBD has FDA approval (Epidiolex) for treating rare forms of epilepsy. While other uses are less proven, preliminary research supports its role in anxiety, inflammation, and pain relief.

The Final Sip: Choose Wisely
Grandma Rose:
“So, Jordan, what did we learn today?”
Jordan:
“That THC isn’t just for stoners, CBD won’t get you high, and you're actually cooler than I thought.”
Grandma Rose (winks):
“Thanks, honey. Just remember—read the label, respect the science, and never assume Grandma doesn’t know what’s up.”

Quick Summary: Myths vs Facts
MythTruthCBD and THC are the sameThey interact differently with your brain and body
CBD can get you highOnly if it contains enough THC
Natural = SafeNot always—context and dosage matter
THC is just for funIt has real medical uses
CBD is a placeboSome uses are proven, others are promising

Whether you’re sipping tea or sparking a debate, knowing the real differences between CBD and THC can help you make better decisions. And maybe—just maybe—you’ll appreciate Grandma's wisdom a little more.